playingwithfireworks: So let me tell my Ash Wednesday story. I totally forgot it was Ash Wednesday and I kept seeing people with “stuff” on their foreheads. I was about to walk up to this one woman and just inform her that she had “a little bit of shmutz on her face” - needless to say I’m glad I didn’t. Ha shmutz… because I’m Jewish… Well, this is a win in so many ways I can’t even deal with it. 

playingwithfireworks:

So let me tell my Ash Wednesday story.

I totally forgot it was Ash Wednesday and I kept seeing people with “stuff” on their foreheads. I was about to walk up to this one woman and just inform her that she had “a little bit of shmutz on her face” - needless to say I’m glad I didn’t.

Ha shmutz… because I’m Jewish…

Well, this is a win in so many ways I can’t even deal with it. 

(Source: thedregs)